It’s time for some of my favorite Christmas quotes, mostly from Bart Simpson, in no particular order:
“If a kid ever asks you how Santa Claus can live forever, I think a good answer is that he drinks blood.” – Jack Handey
“Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.” – Bart Simpson
“Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas – the birth of Santa?” – Bart Simpson
“Come on, Dad, if TV has taught me anything, it’s that miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas. It happened to Tiny Tim, it happened to Charlie Brown, it happened to the Smurfs, and it’s gonna happen to us.” – Bart Simpson
Bart: “Hey, where’d that cool creepy Santa come from?”
John: “Japan. Except over there they call him ‘Annual Gift Man’ and he lives on the moon.”
Nothing can get me in the holiday spirit better than watching some Christmas specials from The Simpsons. I suggest you do the same.