Tom Cruise should not have been allowed to reproduce. The guy is nuttier than my crap after I’ve eaten a bag of peanuts. If studying ecology has taught me anything (and it hasn’t), it’s that we’re supposed to be following the laws of natural selection, in which case only the genes which make us most fit should get passed along. Cruise is ruining the gene pool for all our future generations. Just look at these quotes:
“I’m gonna eat the placenta, too. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I’m going to eat the cord and the placenta right there.”
“Some people, well, if they don’t like Scientology, well, then, f*** you. Really. F*** you. Period.”
“I’m usually nervous to meet people that I admire because what if they’re not cool or something?”
“I will forever with this woman be jumping on couches, dancing on tables and hanging from chandeliers.”
“You don’t know the history of psychiatry. I do.”
“[Women] smell good. They look pretty. I love women. I do.”
Sure you do, Tom. Sure you do.