It sure is a great feeling to be getting ready for bed at 2:30 AM knowing you spent six hours watching crappy horror movies with your roommates. It starts off innocently enough with “Ghost Ship,” not wanting more than a chuckle or two, and then dissolves into “feardotcom.” Before you know it, you’re watching the second “Exorcist” and then the third, even though you didn’t know they existed.
I’m a firm believer that there aren’t enough crappy horror movies. Senseless violence is always entertaining, and the more unbelievable or just plain unnecessary, the better. Take a look at the “Final Destination” movies. They’re a perfect example that plot, acting ability, and overall value are completely unnecessary for making a profitable and entertaining movie. Even better are films made by companies like “1st Chance Films,” which, unfortunately, are too crappy to even have a website. If nothing else, they’ll alleviate boredom. Keep the crap comin’ boys!
Some other crappy horror movies I recommend (and by “recommend,” I mean “think are terrible”):
- The Killer Eye
- Murder By Phone
- Wrong Turn
- Cheerleader Massacre
- Satan’s School for Girls
- S.I.C.K. (Serial Insane Clown Killer)
- Dead Doll
- The Granny
One crappy horror movie that I can’t recommend is “Boogeyman.” You won’t even laugh at how bad it is…