best. quote. ever.

monkeys.JPGHave I used that title before? Regardless, this is classic:

“One monkey arouses a great deal of amusement. Two or more then double the…amusement. If one were to release a barrelful…of monkeys, we must suppose that their antics would become hilariously comical.”

I’m inclined to agree, Charles E. Funk.

(ask yahoo)
(image: some blog)

8 thoughts on “best. quote. ever.

  1. yes, italy is a piece of shit. what i want to know is this: how is that zidane owned. if you look closely, you may see zidane HEADBUTTING SOMEONE IN THE FUCKING CHEST. i think “zidaneowns” would be a better url.
    also, my link is better anyway:

  2. Wow, that place has all the answers. I especially like this:

    Q:  If eating your own flesh causes cancer how can unborn children get cancer?

    A:  The parents of children aflicted with childhood cancers will be devastated to hear this. But I’ll tell you. The pregnant mother consumed some of her own flesh AND she also performed oral sex on the baby’s father at nearly the same time. Some genetic material from both parents entered the bloodstream of the developing baby. That is how the cancer process began.

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