gayer galore!

gayerI’m beginning a new series on the site. It is called, “Gayer Galore,” and it will depict direct quotes from my high school philosophy teacher, Mr. Gayer. Many of the readers of this site know him, or know of him, but I don’t think they all know (or remember) these excellent quotes.

This first one is a real doozie, and one of his most memorable. Feel free to discuss the quote and its implications.

“If you can’t behave, I’m going to bring a BB gun and shoot your eyes out.”
Mr. Gayer, September 20th, 2003

9 thoughts on “gayer galore!

  1. Did you write all of these down?
    Hit us with some more. That one was awesome.

    I wish I could have Professor Schroder from Freshmen Calc at Tech again…just so I continue the list of the many awesome things he said…sigh..

  2. Yes, I recorded quite a few Gayer quotes in my philosophy notebook, along with dates (to substantiate them). They’re all legit.

    I, too, would love to hear more Schroder quotes. He sounds like an awesome guy.

    When are you going to hit me with the Naughty Cal lyrics from Coconut Pete?

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