mein kampf

First of all, my fellow posters suck. Austin’s too busy being a man to post, and Walter’s just…Walter sucks.

http://www.slowtheflow.com/repairing-toilet-leaks.htmlWith that out of the way, yes, I am comparing myself to Hitler. No, I don’t want the Jews exterminated. Yes, I do have a struggle. My struggle, however, is the curse of the unusually large turd. For three days, I had to time my dumps so as to correspond to times when I was in restaurants or other public places. Why? Because the toilet at my uncle’s house is phenomenally weak, as are all modern toilets. Why must the average toilet be unable to handle the five pounds of feces I’m required to deposit daily? :(

Needless to say, I just had one of the most relaxing craps I’ve ever taken in my life.

14 thoughts on “mein kampf

  1. the restraunt that i work at has the most powerful toilets i have ever seen. you flush one of those things and it sounds like a plane taking off.

  2. the restraunt that i work at has the most powerful toilets i have ever seen. you flush one of those things and it sounds like a plane taking off.

    you could give me the ability to post… i wont let you down!

  3. the restraunt that i work at has the most powerful toilets i have ever seen. you flush one of those things and it sounds like a plane taking off.

    you could give me the ability to post… i wont let you down!

    Sounds like an epic finale for such an epic event.

  4. I thought y’all were just quoting or editing or something, since there were other things said…a double post would be exactly the same.

  5. \”Nazi Human Tammy Fluch Terrorizes Canine\”
    wtf?

    i dont think they could make it any clearer. whats not to understand?

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