To add to the long list of things girls shouldn’t do, I propose: farting. To me, there’s nothing more disgusting than a girl farting, except perhaps a girl taking a crap. Put that on the list too: girls shouldn’t take craps. In fact, suffice to say that nothing should come out of that orifice at all. Now of course I’m not saying that girls should just allow feces to build up with no release – they could go in for a surgical procedure daily which would extract the solid waste. Or something, but come on…excreting through the anus is just nasty.