Autumn is my favorite season for several reasons. Falling leaves look cool, the weather gets nicer (typically), the baseball playoffs are in full-stride, and all those lovely winter breaks are just around the corner. Of course, another benefit is the threat of a nuclear war, which happens annually. However, when Kim Jong-il doesn’t get his Daffy Duck pajamas for Christmas this year, he’ll realize his efforts to intimidate a far-superior nation into bending to his will were futile. I expect this all to blow over within the next few months; either he nukes the U.S. and instigates a full-scale nuclear war, effectively causing the beginning of the end of the world and creating a race of superhuman, brain-craving, irradiated zombies with allegiance only to their roving hordes, or nothing will happen at all. Let’s hope everything turns out OK and relax, leaving our capable President in charge.
But don’t say I didn’t warn you if zombies start showing up.