that’s one way to do it…

Everyone has someone he just can’t stand. In my case, it was Abdul. Abdul would keep bugging me about going to exercise with him until finally I snapped and told him I’d been getting my exercise by sneaking into someone’s fenced property every morning and stealing his newspaper, breaking his garden gnomes, and spray-painting ethnic slurs on his walls. Apparently Abdul jumped to some conclusions and thought that since stuff like that had been happening to him, I was to blame. I’m confident it won’t hold up in court though. It’s all purely circumstantial.

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