Everyone has someone he just can’t stand. In my case, it was Abdul. Abdul would keep bugging me about going to exercise with him until finally I snapped and told him I’d been getting my exercise by sneaking into someone’s fenced property every morning and stealing his newspaper, breaking his garden gnomes, and spray-painting ethnic slurs on his walls. Apparently Abdul jumped to some conclusions and thought that since stuff like that had been happening to him, I was to blame. I’m confident it won’t hold up in court though. It’s all purely circumstantial.