That settles it. I’m never going to consume anything without hooves and/or claws ever again…maybe bread. People may be alarmed at these disturbing events, but it’s important to remember that McDonald’s doesn’t serve spinach or carrot juice, so just ask for a no-veggie burger and you’ll be fine.
Oh, and parents can no longer use the “it’s not going to kill you” line to force children to eat their vegetables. Anything’s possible.