A lot of people may be excited because it’s Labor Day, but I’ll be blunt: Labor Day is for communists. Labor, in general, is a tool used by governments to categorize and remove power from its people. If everyone just sat around philosophizing, they’d rise up against The Man in no time. It’s time we see through the propaganda and realize that we don’t need to work to live; all we have to do is fashion crude tools and huts once in our lifetime, and then spend the rest of our lives eating berries and slaughtering animals. Labor is for the weak.