Well it’s official – Team USA has disgraced the nation in the World Baseball Classic. By losing to both of our borders – Canada and Mexico – they upheld their “we’re packed with steroid-enhanced talent but perform like a bunch of twelve-year-olds if we’re playing for national pride instead of money” mentality. The saving grace is that USA’s only run came from Chipper Jones – a true American hero, and not a “quasi-American” like Alex Rodriguez. Also, Roger Clemens took the loss. Roger Clemens took the loss. So I guess it’s not all bad, even though we’re worse at our national pastime than a bunch of ice-skating Canucks.