So I come into my living room this afternoon to find some lovely sculptures arrayed on the coffee table. Of the two, one in particular caught my eye (the second sculpture may be glimpsed in the background of the first photograph). Pay close attention to the degree of craftsmanship needed in order to create such realism. This masterpiece was designed by David (“Timmy”) and is currently on display at the Southern Museum of Phallic Art and Battlefield Hacking. Look for a special appearance in the upcoming (often hyped, often delayed) ManBoyChildGuy III.