It took a while, but as soon as you get a taste of this action, you’ll agree it’s worth it…or not. But that doesn’t matter. What matters is that ManBoyChildGuy III, the brand-new first person shooter (computer game) is now available from Tards Software! Anyone who beats the game within 24 hours of the time of this posting will win a special prize…will it be you?
Be sure to read the included manual before attempting to pwn, as you will undoubtedly find it beneficial. If you have issues, again, consult the manual, because Tards Inc. is not able to provide any support at this time. Maybe later…but don’t count on it. Have fun!