I’ve come to realize that the smell of a tooth being ground away is remarkably similar to the smell of Fritos. Coincidence? I think not.
How did the word “fresh” become synonymous with “healthy”? Am I resigned to eating stale hamburger buns and moldy old beef just because I don’t want to go to Subway? Stop forcing me to eat healthy when all I want to do is eat fresh. Dastardly PR schemes.
Also of note: I went to www.fritos.com to try to figure out if it was Fritos or Frito’s. It turns out: Frito-Lay doesn’t even know. The title on the browser says Frito’s, but every other reference is Fritos. I think it should be Frito’s, but that seems less preferred. Whatever.