- Promoted to Major in Battlefield 2. It turns out the “final” promotion was not quite so final after all – check out the screenshot for proof. A few minutes after my promotion, I forced two teamkills and followed those up with three intentional teamkills of my own. Needless to say, I was banned.
- Won the Spanish league in FIFA 07 with Valencia, undefeated in 38 league games (on semi-pro difficulty, in order to unlock achievements). With a goal differential of about 150 and a fifty point lead over second place, my team was cruising.
- Acquired Thierry Henry, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Xavi on FIFA 07 to make my team even more BA. In my first game with all these players in place, we won 10-0 over Real Madrid.
- Beat a hard computer one on one in Company of Heroes.
- Planted six peach trees in Animal Crossing.
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