this just in – blizzard in southern u.s.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Blizzard.jpgTards Inc. has released a statement today explaining that the development of ManBoyChildGuy III : Vengeance has been delayed due to harsh weather conditions. With its ultra-realistic graphics, MBCG3 uses the latest technology in animation with artificial intelligence and as a result, it requires the developers to work outside all the time (and we can’t afford to pay the mortgage anymore).

Anyway, instead of issuing a new release date, Tards Inc. has decided to distribute the much-anticipated video game not for the original $59.99 US / $99.99 CA, but for FREE in the U.S. and $159.99 in Canada.

Good Luck Have Fun No Rematch.

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