will you be mine?

Some may already be aware that I consider Valentine’s Day to be a sham, but even worse is its association with the Romans. Romans were excellent engineers, architects, warriors, artisans, artists, and most other skills…but lovers? They enjoyed watching people fight to death purely for entertainment purposes – that’s not something with which I’d want my festival of love associated. Also, holidays are better spent when devoted strictly to God or Satan; this “man” celebration is just so shallow. Still, if you must send someone a Valentine card, it needs to be skillfully drawn, painfully sappy, and ingeniously written, so I propose one of these:

the simpsons, (c) fox the simpsons, (c) fox

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