Further proof that women are whores: one out of every four teenage chicks has an STD, and 15% have more than one. A recent study has found that nearly half of the African-American women tested had at least one STD: HPV, chlamydia, herpes simplex type 2, or trichomoniasis. You’ve gotta like those odds. I couldn’t find the actual study itself – all I could get was this article – but I’d love to know where they got this smattering of infested females. The number seems high, even given the nature of the average “easy-rider,” and I find it hard to believe that they took evenly from girls of all walks of life, or from different regions of the country.
Still, it’ll make you think twice before bunking down with Aiesha, even if her trichomonad couldn’t survive in a male. And if you’re going to get a prostitute, at least ensure that she’s been imported over state lines from a classy escort service.