thanks for nothing

Some Christmas presents are better left to scatter in the wind as ash – especially disease-ridden soccer ball pillows. When fireworks don’t get the job done, a little lighter fluid and open flame certainly will.

I’m fairly certain I could see the disease spores escaping, and I faintly heard some germs screaming as they melted away. Good riddance!

One thought on “thanks for nothing

  1. I’m pretty sure that the diseases in the ball came up with some way to excrete fire-retardant while they were cooped up in that box next to the firework. It’s a good thing you killed that thing when you did…. you damned ingrate.

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