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gayer galore! (vii)

gayerAhh, the day has come. The final Mr. Gayer quote is upon us. Fortunately, it ends with a bang. Please, analyze what he was trying to say – his eloquent words sometimes elude lesser minds. If you don’t know what this post is about, read the first one of the series.

“Thank you Copernicus – you son of a b*tch.”
Mr. Gayer, May 5th, 2004

No, thank you, Mr. Gayer, for such insight, and so many wonderful memories.

gayer galore! (vi)

gayerThe quotes are winding down now, but they’re still good. This quote, like the second of the series, is also very specific, and it might not be humorous to anyone who did not know the individual about whom Mr. Gayer is speaking. The name will be truncated to protect the innocent (or, in this case, the annoying). If you don’t know what this post is about, read the first one of the series.

“You know there’s something wrong with the world if every day at 11 o’clock there is a little girl waiting with her heart aflutter for Travis N.”
Mr. Gayer, May 2nd, 2004

gayer galore! (v)

gayerNow I’m pretty sure he was just joking on this one. Surely he wasn’t even talking about himself, but instead putting himself in someone else’s place. But at any rate, this quote is absolute gold. If you don’t know what this post is about, read the first one of the series.

“When I had cancer, I smoked marijuana like a fiend!”
Mr. Gayer, March 11th, 2004

gayer galore! (ii)

gayerToday’s quote from Mr. Gayer concerns someone specifically. He knows who he is. For anyone who doesn’t know what’s going on, these quotes are all genuine, from a real teacher (and a great one at that).

“Daniel read another book; it’s called A Hard Man is Good to Find.”
Mr. Gayer, December 9th, 2003

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gayer galore!

gayerI’m beginning a new series on the site. It is called, “Gayer Galore,” and it will depict direct quotes from my high school philosophy teacher, Mr. Gayer. Many of the readers of this site know him, or know of him, but I don’t think they all know (or remember) these excellent quotes.

This first one is a real doozie, and one of his most memorable. Feel free to discuss the quote and its implications.

“If you can’t behave, I’m going to bring a BB gun and shoot your eyes out.”
Mr. Gayer, September 20th, 2003