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saving the planet

I hope everyone remembered that crying fake Indian this Earth Day:

the simpsons, (c) fox

You know what I do to reduce my carbon footprint, especially now that the government wants to regulate how much air we can exhale? I've trained my body to just keep all my CO2 as carbonic acid and I spit it out that way, with no small effort. Let's see what the EPA has to say about that.

keep america beautiful

As true as that commercial was, it hurt me to find that the actor portraying the Indian, Iron Eyes Cody, was in fact a second-generation Italian-American. And he wasn't really even crying...the tear was a glycerine drop. But would a real Native American cry if he had litter thrown at his feet? I'd like to think he would. And isn't that the real truth? The answer, is no.